"It was Sunday morning, and all the ducks dutifully came to church, waddling through the doors and down the aisle into their pews where they comfortably squatted. When all were well settled, and the hymns were sung, the duck minister waddled to his pulpit, opened the Duck Bible and read: "Ducks! You have wings, and with wings you can fly like eagles. You can soar into the sky! Use your wings!"
It was marvellous, elevating duck scripture, and thus all the ducks quacked their assent with a hearty "Amen!" - and then they plopped down from their pews...
